I blame my low ambition

Sarah. 16. I like to pretend I know how to skate.

Your name still makes me choke.

—Six Word Story (via dominicmatthew)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

(Source: katamarang, via keelsitopia)